June 2013
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
you’re right
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
my mistake
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up
I SAW VARRIC AND LOST MY SHIT THEN MORRIGAN SHOWED UP AND MY HOUSE IS NOW ON FIRE.
i want new fallout
seriously though the most important things about Dragon Age 3 are
- who can I fuck
- which companions will I see again
- are the hairstyles just as shitty as in the last 2 game
Play
plot twist they reveal mass effect 4 at e3 and it has shepard and we all cry
DON’T EVEN PLAY WITH MY HEART THIS WAY
Play
May 2013
TEMPLAR FOR LIFE
*snorts a line of lyrium*
Finding Nemo Kotor Style!
Oh hey! Look! I just found Nemo!
Oh hey… there is Nemo… again…
[Translation: Nemo’s Corpse]
Well… this is awkward…
Something seems to be bothering Carth. Maybe you should try talking to him about it.
when isn’t something bothering carth
One does not simply play a Bioware game through 5 times.
We all like to think that if a fallout scenario actually happened we would survive and become the lone wanderer. but really I’d probably just be one of those dead cunt skeletons you find in a random house.
In the bath.
*crashes through your door* can i take a moment of your time to talk about our saviour, Father Comstock
